Starting Monday, I will be launching an advice column on Mom Mom’s Apron called “Ask Mom Mom.” Please submit your questions to AskMomMom@gmail.com .

What qualifies me to run an advice column? Absolutely nothing, aside from many years of sharing my unsolicited opinions and wisdom with family and friends. For a know-it-all like me, this is a lifelong dream.

I am that sensible friend with the level head who sees the big picture, and I’m here to lovingly set you straight. No question is too small or too silly. All identities and emails will be kept confidential; please sign your question as you wish to appear in the column (for example, BD, Seattle). I give points for cleverness!